I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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