Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
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WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
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We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I can't put those talents on a resume
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
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