You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
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Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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