ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
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they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
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Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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