i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
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After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
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I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
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Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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