Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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