I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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