People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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