You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Life is so much better after having sex.
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I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
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The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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