More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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