We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
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Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
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When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize