worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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