No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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