me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
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I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
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one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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