i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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