so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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