Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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