Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Non-Jews are for practice
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
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so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
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There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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