talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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