Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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