sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
tequila makes me forget i have legs
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
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You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
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My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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