your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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