I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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