If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
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his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
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you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
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