there was a trapeze. enough said
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
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My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
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I won't apologize to a one balled man
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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