i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I love having hate sex.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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