y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
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I understand Curling. That high.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
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It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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