i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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