You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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