when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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