found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
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If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
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A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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