Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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