Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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