Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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