Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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