No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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