Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
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I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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