what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
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