Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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