Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
