Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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