would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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