My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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