I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
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Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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