Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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