Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
pop tarts are not kleenex
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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