I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
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took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
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I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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