She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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