so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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