That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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