I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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