Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
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Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
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So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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