She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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