bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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