sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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